- Trampolinist - Everywhere has to be bounced to (or on - speciality - the Moo-Slam!) by our little fizzy bottle of pop. Trampolines and beds just add extra height, although they do take the breath away when bouncing continuously for half an hour. Pretending to be a menagerie of animals while bouncing just adds to the respiratory problems.
- Assassin - A recently developed penchant for climbing up people's backs in the swimming pool and shoving their heads under water suggests a darker streak...
- Baker - Very keen on baking cakes and biscuits, which is great. As long as she actually manages to bake things rather than just eat all the raw ingredients.
- Climber - Anything, anywhere, any time, including people, faces, chairs, climbing frames, railings...
- There might be a touch of the mafia don in the mix too...
- ...and, surprise, surprise, there's shoes in there as well.
- Oh, and whatever she goes on to do, sounds like there'll be a bike involved. That's nothing to do with me, that's what she's told us. Every time a motorbike goes past. Bike and a hat, she says. So at least she's got the safety thing down. Sometimes.
But, according to the little lady herself, she's going to be - sorry, is - a boy.
Whatever else awaits her, I think there may be a shock waiting...
